Years ago I started dating this guy and we had been on a few dates. I was due to meet him that evening and didn't have time for a bikini wax so on the way home I bought an Immac cream hair removal kit.
Not really reading the instructions, I slapped on the cream and waiting for it to dissolve the hairs thinking "this is so bloody easy why do people bother with waxing??".
Within 10 mins, a pain like no other starts to radiate from my groin. I wash off the cream and have patches of hair still left making me look like I have some kind of alopecia that only effects my bits!!
I wash with cold water, I wash with warm, I run to the kitchen with no pants on and put ice against it....NOTHING HELPS!!
My housemate comes home and I leg it into my bedroom too embarrassed to tell her what's going on!! I call my sister in a panic. As I don't want my housemate to hear me I cryptically tell her that I am in searing pain "down there" and don't know what to do. She tells me to put yogurt on it, which I think is strange but willing to try anything. I rush to the kitchen again, grab yogurt and run into the bathroom. My pants are down before I have even closed the door smearing this yoghurt on the bald patches. Seconds go by and I think I am going to pass out with the searing, burning pain. My sister is still on the phone asking me why I'm not talking and just screaming. I wash it off and when I get my breath back, I scream a few expletives at her and ask her why she told me to do that?! She thought I was telling her that i had a yeast infection......