My nephew came home from a school football match in a really bad mood. I asked him what's up young man; he explained that the school only had 11 tops as 3 had gone missing, as there was not enough tops to go around only the starting 11 had tops.
As he got substituted near the end of the game, he had to take his top off to give to the player coming on, He said he almost died in embarrassment when he realised that the game stopped and everyone including the girls watching, players from both sides and referee were looking at his hairy back.
There were Gorilla noises and all sorts directed at him in banter but being a young man he did not see the funny side.
Explained to him it is not the end of the world, that issue can be fixed , one by laser (know a very effective Soprano machine on the Broadway in Southall) but expensive for him as he had no job so he needs to get a weekend job or go by the cheaper less effective 2nd option waxing. He chose the cheaper more painful option.
I could hear his screams as the waxing went on, he came out like a red beetroot, saying he never wants to do that again, he said he did not sleep for 3 days.
4 days later he found a weekend job, expect another client in a couple of months at Southall Branch for laser much more effective and less painful.