I'm so hairy I scare the Dog. :-(

by Carrie Talbot-Ashby
(Aylesbury Bucks UK)

Oh woe is me I'm hairy
too hairy to even say,
I even scared my puppy Ben,
he saw me and ran away!
I can plait my underarms,
and the moustache on my face,
but I'm a girl, its just not fair,
this hair, it has no place!
I used to be so silky
till my children came along,
now I'm so blooming hairy
they've made up their own song!!
"Look here comes hairy Mummy!
Lets pull on her tail!"
I haven't really got one, But
that doesn't stop my wail!
I shave just like a fella,
every morning, its back again,
I've never known a girl to have
as much hair as the men!
My kids they think its funny
and say "Mummy, are you a bloke!?"
I have to tell them off sometimes,
though I know its just a joke!
I've tried waxing I've tried trimming
but the hair, it will not go!
I might as well just change my name
to something manly such as Joe!

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